I'm 28 and I feel like my life is a mess.

ThuDec 24th

When I text you, that means I miss you. When I don't text, that just means I'm waiting for you to miss me.

(via jessicachu)

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WedDec 23rd

Things unemployment has taught me:

sleight-of-fate:

  • My body’s preferred sleep cycle is 4am-12pm.

You too?

Unfortunately mine becomes sunup to an hour before sundown

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I Got To Touch Nice Pecs Today

sigh

I wish I had a hot-bodied bf

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MonDec 21st

I never felt so wicked, as when I willed our love to die.

(via sarahcreek)

Gorgeous

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SunDec 20th
milkisgoodforyourbones: *holds breath*

milkisgoodforyourbones:

*holds breath*

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SatDec 19th
sleight-of-fate: Classy Santa. now THIS never stops being funny

sleight-of-fate:

Classy Santa.

now THIS never stops being funny

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FriDec 18th

You're like a drug to me, my own personal brand of date rape...

fuckyeahtwilight:


I’m Edward Cullen.


Bella: Oh Edward, you’re like soooo beautiful! -swoon-
Edward: Let’s have sex.


What? No!


That wasn’t a question.

Submitted by vulpestia

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ThuDec 17th
(via iamliezella)

(via iamliezella)

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WedDec 16th

simko:

Lindsay’s Private Party directed by Yu Tsai for Muse magazine, featuring Lindsay Lohan and Petey Wright with music by Stereo Alchemy…

Lyrics adapted from the poem “A Rapture” by Thomas Carew
Come, then, and mounted on the wings of love
We’ll cut the flitting air and soar above
The monster’s head

The trash in me totally likes this in a guilty, secret way.

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"I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH TIGER WOODS TOO".

bulletsforlove:

best facebook group ‘09.

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